Catty observation time!

Near the top of my list of Annoying Verbal Activities are baby talk and referring to oneself in the third person. These two egregious sins are often committed by the same people, who feel they must make the method of delivery interesting in lieu of having anything to say. They also tend to speak extremely loudly, as though projecting from a stage, because they think that's exactly what they're doing.

Also, it's fine to sing to yourself while wandering the halls, but do it quietly, like a crazy person- don't sing out in your misguided belief that everyone would love to hear you. That's how I spent all last night with "This Provincial Life" from Beauty and the Beast stuck in my head.