You know you're in middle school...

...When you write in your journal every day about what a certain person said to you that afternoon and what could it mean and you are devastated when you realize they're on Facebook but they've not friended you and you don't want to watch Hugh Laurie (for example) on the television because that person will probably be there and they've already seen you today.

If there were such a thing as Facebook for middle schoolers, which there isn't. And if middle schoolers liked Hugh Laurie, which they probably mostly don't.