The Liar

Stephen Fry is a thief. Not only did he steal somebody's credit cards and the pocket change of all his public school classmates, he also stole an entire character (Psmith) from P.G. Wodehouse and entire scenes from my life. Stephen Fry, stop listening in at my window, writing down what you hear, changing all the pronouns, going back in time 15 years and putting it in a novel. It's definitely not on.

Keep on plagarizing P.G. Wodehouse, though - I'm emphatically okay with that.